JACK FM MARCH MULLET MADNESS Meet the Mullet : Frank
Frank Gaglione City: Santa Monica
Mullet's History:
First of all, I want to thank you for finally giving the Mullet its just due - no pun intended! I have had a Mullet for over 30 years. Deb Kennedy, owner of Paper, Scissors, Rock in Venice, California is the only person that I trust with my Mullet. At age 22, I got a job as an Iron Worker, which required me to wear a hard hat. While wanting to keep my long hair, I had to adjust my hairstyle in order to accept my hard hat. Thus, my Mullet was born.
1. Why does your mullet bring all the girls to the yard? And damn right, why is it betther than his?
My Mullet brings all the girls because lets face it, it’s a chick magnet. I believe that my mullet is the best because the mullet should not be overshadowed by anything like a beard or mustache - A Mullet should stand alone!
2. Has your mullet ever saved a life? How?
My Mullet has never saved a life but it has brightened somebody’s day. I went back home to Wisconsin over Christmas and had just gone through security to go board the plane, when I overheard one of the screeners in the back room saying to her coworker “Did you see that guy’s mullet?” She proceeded to come out to get a good look and told me that I had made her day!.
3. Why a mullet in 2008?
I have had my Mullet for this long, why would I change it now? Besides that, now would not be the time to change it because I don’t want to lose my grip on all those girls out there who love it!!
4. Worst insult your mullet has survived?
In the over 30 years that I have had my Mullet, I can honestly say that I’ve never had it insulted. (Well, not to my face that is!!)
5. Why would your mullet look the best in the '69 Chevy Camaro SS?
Just like the Camaro is a classic, so is my mullet! Classics should stick together and this Mullet Man deserves a Mullet Mobile!!
6. Does your mullet date outside of its hairstlye? A Shag? Or a Bob or a Bowl Cut or a Pageboy or a Mohawk?
I’ll have to get back to you on this one after my wife leaves the room!
7. Your mullet or your country? Which one comes first?
My country comes first – And I would love to give all the men and women out there who are serving our country a ride in my 1969 Camaro. Do you think Uncle Sam would consider helping foot the bill for the gas? Hey, by the way, doesn't Uncle Sam have a mullet?
8. How does your mate feel about your mullet?
Since I’ve gotten into the Elite Eight and my chances of winning the Camaro get better and better, my wife seems to be liking my Mullet more and more everyday. I also think that my wife has now stopped having dreams about cutting off my Mullet while I am sleeping.
9. How much do you spend on hair products for your mullet?
I spend about $20 a month on my Mullet. Deb Kennedy of Paper Scissors Rock keeps it so well fashioned that it is very low maintenance
10. Do you lather rinse and repeat when shampooing your mullet? Or do you just wash and go? I shampoo and condition my Mullet daily to keep that healthy shine (just like I will keep my new 1969 Camaro nice and shiny). I only use Vibrant Mullet Shampoo – formulated for all mullets – in their new “Muscle Car Scent”.
11. What celebrity hands would you want running through your mullet? I would really like Selma Hayek to run her fingers through my Mullet. She has nice and long fingernails so my Mullet would really enjoy that and I think she would look great riding next to me in a 1969 Camaro listening to 93.1 Jack FM.
12. What celebrity mullet do you most admire?
I most admire Billy Ray Cyrus and his Mullet because in his hey day, he brought the Mullet back to its prominence.
