JACK FM MARCH MULLET MADNESS Meet the Mullet : Thomas
Thomas Greenfield City:Corona Occupation: Truck Driver
Mullet's Nickname: WOMB BROOM
Mullet's History:
My ex-wife hated long hair so when I met my current wife she told me "If I wanted long hair I should grow it!"Lots of people told me "Mullets are out of style" I told them "NO THEY ARE NOT.........I HAVE ONE!"
1. Why does your mullet bring all the girls to the yard? And damn right, why is it betther than his?
Cause the ladies love to run their finger through my hair. The other guys hair looks like a matted french poodle.
2. Has your mullet ever saved a life? How?
My ex-wife said she would divorce me if I grew my hair long....so I did and she's gone.
3. Why a mullet in 2008?
Cause we're bringing the MULLET back!
4. Worst insult your mullet has survived?
When a motorcycle gang told me "Mullets went out in the 80's" and I told them "NO THEY DIDN'T I STILL HAVE ONE!"
5. Why would your mullet look the best in the '69 Chevy Camaro SS?
Cause my mullet is Bad A*SS just like the 1969 Chevy Camaro SS!
6. Does your mullet date outside of its hairstlye? A Shag? Or a Bob or a Bowl Cut or a Pageboy or a Mohawk?
No my Mullet is too classy to date dumb haircuts like those!
7. Your mullet or your country? Which one comes first?
My mullet, cause my country does not like my mullet!
8. How does your mate feel about your mullet?
She loves it, it gives her something to hold on to!
9. How much do you spend on hair products for your mullet?
I don't know my wife buys all my products...I just use them.
10. Do you lather rinse and repeat when shampooing your mullet? Or do you just wash and go? I lather and rinse, then condition and rinse and then go.
11. What celebrity hands would you want running through your mullet? Pamela Anderson
12. What celebrity mullet do you most admire?
Billy Ray Cyrus....and he "wants his mullet back"
