Mullet's History:
Remember that girl next door look of 2006; Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba look? Yeah, I wish I didn’t either. My year is 1989, I live it everyday. See the blue Versace earrings I’m wearing? They match my eye shadow. It was intentional. My outfits vary from shirts I find at Nordstrom Rack to pantyhose I’ve had for years and years. My shoes I find at Ross of course. And who wears undergarments, right? That would be a total waste of money. But my hair remains my marquee. It’s the eagle in flight; the smoke on the water. People haven’t seen this spirit round here since 1989, my name is Lisa Lately.
1. Why does your mullet bring all the boys to the yard? And damn right, why is it betther than her?
Curiousity. Chicks with mullets are hard to find these days.
2. Has your mullet ever saved a life? How?
It believes in live and let die.
3. Why a mullet in 2008?
Why not?
4. Worst insult your mullet has survived?
A hair stylist once handed me a business card and said they could fix my hair.
5. Why would your mullet look the best in the '69 Chevy Camaro SS?
Where else does a Mudflap belong than behind the wheel...of a Camaro?
6. Does your mullet date outside of its hairstlye? A Shag? Or a Bob or a Bowl Cut or a Pageboy or a Mohawk?
Does former Governor Spitzer date outside of a brothel, I don't think so.
7. Your mullet or your country? Which one comes first?
The way things have been going lately, my mullet.
8. How does your mate feel about your mullet?
If he didn't approve he wouldn't have one himself.
9. How much do you spend on hair products for your mullet?
Less than you pay for gas.
10. Do you lather rinse and repeat when shampooing your mullet? Or do you just wash and go? I wash and then let go for 2 weeks.
11. What celebrity hands would you want running through your mullet? Oprah.
12. What celebrity mullet do you most admire?
Wendy O Williams from the band The Plasmatics.
